“Sometimes I bite my lips and close my eyes,
Just to pretend it’s you.
Long live lonely thoughts on Thursday nights,
That’s when I think of you.”
“Do not let this universe regret you.”
“Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them.”
“No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.”